who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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