Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Text me some of your sweat
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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