you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm passing your future prison.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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