No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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