hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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