4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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