Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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