I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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