fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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