i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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