I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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