alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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