shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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