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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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