Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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