I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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