that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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