I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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