at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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