once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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