the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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