life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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