bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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