is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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