The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
All the doctor said was why
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