these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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