But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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