yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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