My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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