ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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