the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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