it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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