You can't special order awesome
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Princesses don't give blow jobs
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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