that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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