sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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