you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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