Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You made out with two different species that night
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Randomize
