Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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