I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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