the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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