Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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