$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
