I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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