Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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