I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Randomize
