no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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