There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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