I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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