we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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