I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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