But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can text with my tongue
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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