lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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