Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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